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Clausewitz Effect

Extreme tiredness and fatigueness caused by playing videogames (such as Hearts of Iron IV and Stellaris) designed in the Clausewitz Engine.
Yesterday I experienced hallucinations and was extremely tired. I think i've got the Clausewitz Effect.
by AHELLOA April 7, 2023
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clusterchug

When there are three or more breweries within walking distance of each other.
I love checking out the breweries on First Street in San Jose. It’s a total clusterchug.
by weiss squad May 26, 2023
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Causti

The causti is a WWE move where you fill someone's mouth with caustifc material and watch them dissolve into pieces.
Did you see how he did a Causti?
by a6sevenreal June 9, 2023
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Clast

Yo dude, did you hear that Jessica is dating Eric now?

Woah dude, that’s pretty clast.
by danger19 June 30, 2023
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Clamstache

The act of sticking your finger into a woman’s vagina and then smearing it above her upper lip like it’s a mustache.
She called me a jerk and left after I gave her a greasy, smelly clamstache.
by BluLaura July 24, 2024
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Clastical

Having to do with the class system
In countries with class systems conversations can often get clastical.
by Bojang Bangles August 9, 2024
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Cluster

A cluster b;

Has Histrionic/Narcissistic/Antisocial or Borderline traits or Similar ones (Ex: Haltose,Sadistic, Abrasive negativistic, Meglomania, Egomania, Sociopathy, Psychopathy)can be called Clusters since their existence is a net negative to humanity too.

Attributes:
Dramatic,Vengeful,Manipulative, Attentionseeking, Inappropriate, Using,Abusive,Jealous,Defensive, SelfServing,Dishonest,Gaslights, Victimblames,Shames, Arrogant,Grandiose,Entitled,Impulsive,Untrustworthy, Controlling, Demanding,Invasive,FragileEgo,Disrespectful,ImpressionManaging, Relies on externa validation, feels justified holding self to lower standards than others, selective memory, Comfort/Pleasure from disempowering others, Desiring fame/power/veneration.
•Rage, Combativeness& even Violence in response to self awareness/realization that ideal self does not match true self/being exposed that the person they portray is not who they truly are •self concept not reliant on authenticity •takes critique as a threat/insult •victim complex, overt/covert superiority complexes •Denys accountability •suppression of empathy & regard & remorse

Clusters who think they are victims selfpity.Even if scars are self inflicted & lowgrade they exaggerate how bad they had it in their head. Some threaten suicide or botch attempts to get others to feel bad. In order to get what they want (ex; resources,sex,

relationships,attention, validation, sympathy,reputation, submission, power) the ends

always justify the means
“I have some empathy but no sympathy for jack. He knew Aly was a total cluster and got involved anyway. He needs to take accountability for the person he picked to be with”.

“I only feel sympathy for the people who get involved with clusters when a cluster is so good at masquerading a fake personality that they fool everyone.”

“Children and Adult Offspring of clusters should estrange their parents.”

“I heard Geoff fell down a well, but she was a cluster so nothing of value was lost. Glad his wife and kids don’t have to endure him anymore.”
by IbreathAir September 25, 2023
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