Cluckeriah

The moist, almost liquid, fecal matter that exits the anus precisley two hours after eating cluck u chicken.

"I just ate at cluck u and now have the worst case of the runs."
"No d00d thats just cluckeriah"

by the caped poopsader June 27, 2011

crackerfuls

1. Foolish white people
2. (rarely) A Nabisco product consisting of cheese between two crackers

Look at those crackerfuls wearing leiderhosen at a theme park.

by BGWfan April 20, 2012

crackermuffin

a hillbilly; a rural whitetrash person

"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."

by tgill January 9, 2013

Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

crackerjackin

When you are on E and coke at the same time

Liz was rolling on E while high on coke, she was hardcore crackerjackin

by Youdog February 1, 2014

Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016