condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011

codomotle

when your gettin dome, eatin a chipotle burrito and playing cod at the same time.

sarah gave me the best codomotle last night.

by abrady11 July 2, 2009

Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.

MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

Condomer

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.

Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer

by Snoos September 30, 2009

Condoleezzarice

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

condo-shroom

a) noun: an intense period of condo building and/or relevant building demolition in order to make room for future condos in a given neighborhood, city, town or municipality.

b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate

Montreal, Canada is now, seemingly in the middle of a real paradoxical condo-shroom, the condo-shroom paradoxically picking up pace despite the legal challenges by The Charbonneau Commission to the spiel of the conscruption-industry.

by Sexydimma July 1, 2014

Sex Condor

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.

My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.

by Landfillian March 22, 2009