Butthole Dick

Dick that smells like butthole even though you haven't fucked anyone

Dan - Hey Gary smell this
Gary - What's that funky sweet smelling cheese?
Dan - It's from my butthole dick

by SweetButtholeSniffer February 14, 2026

Butthole Exploration Day

Occurs Anually or April 6th, Is the Day to Whip out your Cameras and Take Crisp Photos Of Your Close Up Asshole

Im Excited for Butthole Exploration Day, I'll Finally Get to See Why my Mate's Ass Smells As if It hasn't been washed Since he Fucked that Homeless Man

by AssLicker27 April 5, 2025

Butthole Bruiser

Butthole Bruiser: A human being who drives an obnoxiously loud and lifted truck, with lights in the wheels brighter than anyone's possible future.

Bryan really became a Butthole Bruiser when he bought that 2011 Dodge Cummins with the rock lights

by XerxesManifest June 8, 2025

Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025

Butthole

When a 5 year old is not allowed to say the word “ass” in asshole but in reality makes it 1 googolplex times worse.

Kid: You are such a butthole!
Dude: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 12, 2025

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025