something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008
Get the martha-bonermug. Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.
I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.
by Sombrerio August 16, 2011
Get the dental bonermug. by Joe Bone March 22, 2005
Get the beef bonermug. whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.
i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.
by poo_c_Juice February 20, 2008
Get the boner wedgiemug. by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
Get the Boner battermug. A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.
Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?
by il pinguino June 7, 2009
Get the Rubbing bonersmug. 1. The act of stopping a male erection dead in its tracks.
2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die
3. Used to describe the ugliest of women
2. Any event so shocking it causes a boner to instantly die
3. Used to describe the ugliest of women
"I was so drunk I almost fucked Joknisha last night, but even alcohol couldn't mask the smell of that vag."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"
"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."
"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."
"Ahhhh, that shit is the anti-boner"
"I heard horse faced Gina started to grow a mustache."
"That girls smile is the anti-boner."
"The other day I was making out with my girlfriend, and her grandma walked in with her top off... instant anti-boner for life."
by Dtron 3000 March 5, 2009
Get the Anti-bonermug.