Balloon Menace

Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.

Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?

Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.

by James Gracie August 23, 2011

crabby balloon

similar to a red balloon, its when you crunch the crabs off anothers pubes with your teeth.

girl: hey do you have change for a dollar.

guy: shut up you whore and give me a crabby balloon.

by dcgrp1 December 10, 2008

sandwhich balloon

the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.

tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*

by The Spoon Of Destiny December 24, 2009

klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.

yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!

by deejzzle August 11, 2010

Squirrel Balloon

When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.

Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?

by Rectal Chaos January 22, 2014

Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.

I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!

by Brandumful May 18, 2015

BOLLOCKS

1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.

1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.

by Mikal June 7, 2004