Banana biter

A banana biter is a term for an idiotic person ,a monkey if you will but mainly an unintelligent individual.

You banana biter, why would you do that?

by Tillwr_Coisac April 22, 2022

Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

by pipparts August 23, 2022

the bite of 83'

Michael Afton (as a prank) put his brothers head within the jaw of Fred bear.

unfortunately Fred bear was singing and clamed down on Evan Afton's head causing a fast and painful death, he would later go on to be one of the 2 souls trapped within golden Freddy.

oh my god di you hear about the bite of 83'???

by BATMANS left toe August 25, 2022

Mosquito bites

Small woman breasts.

I wish I had boobs. All I have are these mosquito bites.

by UrbanIndividual October 26, 2022

muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.

I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.

by Thedirtymonster April 4, 2023

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

Toe Bite

The toe bite is when somebody is fake or backstabs you. Many toe biters live without regret or remorse like. A prime example of a toe biter is klefo.

Victim: Aye klefo wanna join me for dinner.
Klefo: Yea I’ll see you in 20.
Victim: Damn klefo did not show up, he did a big Toe Bite.

by Luhtwizzythe6th May 23, 2023