barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004

BARNSEY

some who tells a shit story with no point or meaning and takes ages to tell it.

the BARNSEY- "did anyone see that ah movie with um that actor who ah u know"

anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"

by thomas delong'e May 15, 2006

Barney

A person who's like a coconut(even though he hates them) hard from outside but soft and nice from the inside. Knows what they should do but just needs a push. Are OBSESSED with their cars and bikes and like addressing them as 'her' :P Approach with great caution can be harmful for your nose. Don't try fighting back you'll just end up hurting yourself. They tend not to talk a lot and can be complicated at times but thats only when they're pms'ing. Panick over every little thing but its their way of caring. Know what to say to make you feel better. People they care about mean the world to them. Can be extremely cozy and cuddly. Can be very observative, and likes knowing every little detail.

To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..

Leave my nose alone you Barney

by Qutta..!! May 17, 2010

Barnie

That completely retarded "dinosaur" that you watched as a kid and thought he was his friend until you figured out there was cocaine in his tail.

Barnie was terrifying because he was on crack

by qu33r b0i November 25, 2017

Barnies

Term referred in Planetside for the Vanu Sovereignty (for their color).

Shit! We are getting zerged by the barnies!

Damn barnies are fucking cheap with their mag-mowers.

by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004

Barnsley FC

When you get a semi erect penis all of a sudden, not expecting it, you can say you have a Barnsley FC. Can be linked to the football club who reached the semi final of the FA cup against the odds

Dude check out that MILF
I know mate a have a Barnsley FC

by MG_4_LIFE April 30, 2008

Barny

Someone who has no idea what they are doing.

Someone of noob status

Guy 1: I was pouring pwn sauce all over these noobs
Guy 2: what a bunch of barnys

by MHC17 March 23, 2007