Misheru Maru (buttons)

a character who was written by me, who probably needs therapy

some random dude: hey! What's your favorite character in this webcomic?

a very swag person: Misheru Maru (buttons) :)

by local fag April 22, 2021

Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017

Button

A man’s prostate, which is stimulated when pushed during sexual arousal

“Don’t touch the red button.”

“I’m not gonna touch your button you perv.”

“Ha! Real funny bro.”

by Slangprince August 18, 2024

mackey button

The asshole/anus

My cat waltzed by with her tail stuck straight up in the air and everyone saw her Mackey Button. My dog keeps licking his Mackey Button. I banged my girlfriend in her Mackey Button last week and she hasn't been able to walk right since.

by BadBoneDaddy September 18, 2013

Talentless Button-Pushing Thundercunts

Daft Punk

"Daft Punk are talentless button-pushing thundercunts"

by Kitchen appliance January 28, 2014

fucked up button

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.

My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023