An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.
Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.
Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?
Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!
Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?
Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!
by TheAngryPirate June 9, 2012
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Phrase used in game popular amongst Americans of exceptionally low I.Q. that means "I have a micropenis".
Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.
Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.
Eric: "I was checking out your junk in the hotel room before our peaceful protest at the Capitol on January 6th and your crotch looks like my Grandma's?!"
Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"
Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"
by SatanHeartsTrump October 27, 2021
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To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
by Dr blank January 2, 2012
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Get the Brandon Johnson mug.A really cool guy who used to know a cool kid named troy but troy fucked him over and thats not cool
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Get the Brandon Holmes mug.A term made up for a sexual devient who persues and chases women who most weigh less then 85 pounds. The girl must have two fingers lodged in her throat at least once after every meal or snack. Personal hygene is only acceptable if hairspray, deoderant and tampons are found outside the girls house in a gutter and/or behind a bush.
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