August 4th

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge

by Julie davidson October 16, 2019

August 3

If you are born on this day you are a cock sucker and everyone thinks you’re an asshole even if they don’t show it.

No one likes people born on August 3rd.

by doubleduckinmybutt November 1, 2019

august 12

the day when the most amazing person was born(only in 2003 at 4am). A true gift from God to the world. She is a god damn goddess.

person 1: omg did you know what happened on august 12th 2003????
person 2: omg no!! what happened?????
person 1: the world got its greatest gift after Jesus?
person 2: really?? who??
person 1: her name is Barbora and she is a true goddess. She is the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and will ever see!!!!!!! And her zodiac is leo!!! omg
person 2: omg i have to meet her!! she sounds like a real snack!! no a whole damn meal!!
person 1: She really is!! but i want her all to myself!!! hahaha
person 2: nooo, please i have to meet her!!!
person 1: never!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
are u still reading this????? hahahaha lol

by thats not me February 16, 2021

August 2nd

Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah

Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick

Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*

by Owendunca July 29, 2021

August 4

Ask your crush out day

Dude it’s august 4 go ask your crush out. It’s ask your crush out day

by SHABSUDKKWAISKDIKSJ August 4, 2021

August 9

August 9 is International Wolfstar day. This is a day where Wolfstar fans celebrate. This is a ship of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black from harry potter and it is unknown weather it is Canon or not.

Person 1: 'Hey tomorrow is August 9, so I'm going to post about it on my social media"

Person 2: 'that's great! I'll post about it too'

by King_jullians_left_foot August 3, 2021

August 14th

August 14th is the national give your boyfriend head day.
If you have a boyfriend, you are physically required to give him head that day.

GF: "Hey, isn't it August 14th."
BF: "Yeah, why?"
GF: "Well, i gotta give you head, get ready."

by wikemazowski August 2, 2022