Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.

Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.

by PColaCajun December 23, 2023

phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.

My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.

by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020

Phantom Scrolling

When you doom scroll for so long on YouTube shorts or TikTok that you randomly break out in scrolling motions throughout the day, though you may not even be on your phone.

Friend 1: Bro snap out of it. You are phantom scrolling the air.

Friend 2: Huh…oh dang whoops.

Friend 1: That’s gotta be more addictive than cigarettes. You need help.

by Jitskin March 4, 2025

Phantom hands

DORIAN HAVILLARD

“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands

by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

a safe haven and a paradise for campers who stay on the crane for the rest of the match.

Player: "dude stop camping and play the game."
Noob Camper: "how bout no."

This is about Crane Site (Phantom Forces)

and please don't pick this map.

by Thermal Guy January 2, 2025

Phantom Screenshot

A Snapchat (or any other media) screenshot that isn't registered because it is taken from another device.

My friend just screwed up his chances with his crush because she took a phantom screenshot of him saying "good night baby" and then left him on read. LMAOO

by p4inlezz January 22, 2022

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023