a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

5 minute man

A nigga that can only last 5 minutes in bed, He cums too quick

So we were fuckin' and all I know is he stopped 5 minutes in and shit, he got off and I was like what the fuck?! 5 minutes my nigga really?!
"Bitch you got yo self a muthafuckin 5 minute man XD oh my gosh this is so fuckin' rich."

by Beautyfadesdumbisforever! September 19, 2016

Yellow man bad

yellow man bad was a phrase created by brawlhalla Youtuber, Shwerpy to indicate that Orion (yellow man) was being bad. it was invented in a video a while back.

"is that a yellow man, i heard he is bad"

"yeah he is, i heard that he spams signatures just to become higher in society"
Yellow man bads means that someone is disliked in the gaming community

by BigButtBonzai July 6, 2020

Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

man code violation

When an ex-boyfriend/husband learns that new boyfriend has employed prostitutes in the past, then frantically texts and/or calls the ex to notify her of said past activities. Usually results in fisticuffs and trips to local hospital for ex boyfriend/husband.

Boyfriend:
"the ex told my new chick I was visiting the rub and tug" ,

Boyfriend's friend:

"dude, serious man code violation. I'll be your contact on the outside for bail"

by yaya too March 5, 2012

Official Man Card

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.

Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!

by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

sissy man jerk

A type of person who combines being a sissy and a jerk.
Normally being a jerk for acting cool and being a sissy for not being able to back it up.
This insult is used to describe the worst jerks who say they are going to do something but don't

That damn sissy man jerk Nolan, he abondoned me last night! He's such a stinky loser.

by thesissymanjerk July 16, 2011