5 definitions by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno

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Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini
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Matthew is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He has a beautiful smile he barely shows anyone. So if he does smile at you, consider it a blessing. Matthew is very smart and good at too many things and always has something he carries around everywhere. Be it a bag or a special pen, Matthews can always supply you with everything you need. Some Matthews may have a rough exterior, but inside is really sweet and interesting once they come to trust you enough. Once you get to know a Matthew enough, you can't imagine your life without them
Matthew outside of friend group: ...

Matthew inside friend group: wErE gOnNa BloW sOmetHInG uP
Concerned friend: Matthew are you sure-
Matthew: sHuT uP wHeRe mY bOmBs aT
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the highest level of disappointment someone can receive from urban dictionary
Seriously
I dont think you can get more disappointed then receiving a
''____ was not published''
from urban dictionary for a definition you spent a ton of time on
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Literally a fancy word for Karen

Ultracrepidarianism means that they give opinions on something that they don't even know

ok COME ON
HAVE YOU EVER MET AN ANTI-VAXXER THAT ACTUALLY HAS A DEGREE IN MEDICINE AND PUT TOGETHER A GOOD ARGUMENT ON WHY VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM

Yea i didn't think so have a nice day
Ultracrepidarianism = karen

and nothing you say will change my mind

UnU have a nice day
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