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Hot Neptune

When you successfully execute a Cleveland steamer while in a hot tub
I'm not going to use hot neptune in a sentence. Use your imagination for a scenario when this would be used.
by anonymous December 20, 2024
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Red hot ridgey

A sketchy move where toys opens the ridgey (the worker only door on a train) to run a muck and hang out the side of it, in a red hot scenario
Martin: Yoo did you see gurt pop that red hot ridgey
Mister Blister: Yeah he popped the fuck out of that shit
by fuckretard8 June 14, 2025
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hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.
While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.
by IBleakin March 20, 2019
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hot trash

you're trash but you're hot
-Look at that girl
-She's so hot
-But she can't do anything, literally trash
-Yeah she's a hot trash
by anonymous May 23, 2022
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Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
by Floor duh man November 30, 2024
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Hot Waifu

Waifu is used for a hot Anime girl
by LuShu December 30, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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