Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.

My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant

by Assfroboy February 08, 2024

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Stop Sex September

No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.

Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

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dislike sex

It's not that they hate you it's that they just dislike you. Therefor sex being the only solution just to spite them.

Him: Would you say you hate or dislike me at all?

Her: I don't hate you but I don't like you so I'll say dislike.
Her: Why?

Him: Then we can have dislike sex, how about that after saying that if you now think you hate me then we can have hate sex.

by OneAppleFritter December 02, 2021

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