Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.

Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out

by D_Train August 14, 2019

turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019

Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

by Error219 August 27, 2019

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.

Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!

by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020