Definitions by Error219

Three pounds of shrimp 

When a girl has a large ass.

Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!

Three pounds of shrimp by Error219 March 4, 2023

Tomato fucker 

Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.

After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.

Tomato fucker by Error219 May 23, 2022

Turtle humping 

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

Turtle humping by Error219 August 27, 2019