Tom Dunn

A Fucking Dick Head Of A Scare Crows Straw Penis With A Virgina For A Face.
He Can Only Lose His Virginity To A Tranny In A Gay Strip Club In Saudi Arabia On Mothers Day In 2069.
Another Name For This Retarded Specimen Is THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.
He Also Has Autism As Well As Aids, HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea(He Was Vorn With These STD's) And No Friends.
This Rare Form Of Obese Bum Sex Merchant Can Be Found Either Tied Up In His Parents Basement(Sex-Dungeon) Or In His Box On The Side Of Broadmore.

OMG!!!!! I Think I See A Tom Dunn Over There!?!(See's A Hobo With A Rat In His Ass)

by Sexy-beast123 June 27, 2018

Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019

Tom Weaver

Also known as sucky sucky Tom Weaver will use his fatness to threaten other

Person 1 -Hey who’s that bloke who trying to impress you always

Person 2- oh yeh Tom Weaver

by African prince for Nigeria September 3, 2019

Tom Slechta

A small bald man without shoes. Similar to a hobbit.

Have you seen that movie “The Hobbit”? Yeah! It’s the one with Tom Slechta!

by wwlbliyhf October 11, 2019

Tom Griffiths

Tom Griffiths is a friend who is cool and calm but secretly wants to join his best friend when she does crazy, stupid things. Also a person who likes Both sports and arts.

Person: wow Tom Griffiths is so talented and cool.

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

Bilaal Toms

The very nice guy in your school. Very handsome and smart. Also a very loyal friend

Bilaal Toms is very cool and sexy.

by psidened May 6, 2018

Tom D.

People who have first name and first letter of surname same as other person could be bulied by other person by saying Tom D.

Basicly used by people who wants to confuse one of Toms in class room

Speaker: Hey, how you doing Tom D.
Tom D. : What?
Tom D. : What?

by VOJTA November 30, 2019