touch

To update the timestamp of a file.

Touch /amy/vag so that it's fresh.

by Aaron November 20, 2003

teuchter

Tuechter - Person from more insignificant area's of Scotland than Glasgow, e.g. Edinburgh, or Frazer from Fraserburgh who likes to follow the tartan army and quote braveheart a lot.
Often several years culturally behind Glasgow and surrounding area in terms of popular culture, particularly music and fashion wise.
Tend to be unfriendly, with irritating accents and a bizarre, deluded belief of superiority to Glasgwegians and people from west central Sotland.

Angus MacWilliam: Ya fackin' weegie soapdodgin; bastaerds!!
Glaswegian: Wow, the lack of local NHS dentists and lack of diversity of the genepool here in teuchterville has become a cause for concern.

by Mystic McLeanzo July 16, 2007

Touch

A general expression of ecstasy. The pursuit of ecstasy through physical pleasure or fantasies.

-Touch my butt
-I want to touch you
-I like to touch
-Jeremy touch me
-TOUCH!!

by Julesman January 20, 2009

touchdick

Used as a slang term for a "touchback" in football games. Also used to describe when a "hot" chick touches a mans dick (or cock!).

"Alright, get that good touchdick!"
"Dude, she was layin' that touchdick on me."

by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008

touch

fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way

We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.

by sheemeweemie July 4, 2011

touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties May 1, 2011

I'll be in touch

Used at the end of a date (particularly prevalent in internet dating circles)

"I'm not into you, you will never see me again, forget me and make other plans"

"Great to meet you. I'll be in touch"

by Fi in the uk October 30, 2007