french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume

She smells like a French horse

by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016

french tackle

When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.

"Dude was pretty mad, but he just French Tackled me, which ended up being pretty awkward."

by GTP July 23, 2014

French Whiskey

What southern Mississippians call a drink involving a hazy beer mixed with a small amount of ranch

I dun drank too many of those French whiskeys last night and now I got the squirts

by Bully wintershot April 29, 2023

French prep

naked images of a girl that are usually sent through Snapchat

You: Can you send french prep?
Girl: sure, you want all the answers?
You: yes pls
Girl: *2 attachments*

by British_Anon March 5, 2022

Sneak French

When you go in for a kiss and slip your tongue into your partners mouth instead.

Babe come on I just want to kiss you, stop sneak frenching me!

by Marcus shlang September 18, 2016

French Grunt

(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.

Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"

Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*

by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023

french massage

A massage in which the guy rubs the girl's tits.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a french massage as we made out.

by HoRnYhOnEy February 29, 2004