dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.

Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

The Europe Test

Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.

My ex-girlfriend didn't pass The Europe Test...damn she's crazy! She sold all my stuff on ebay and fucked my cousin while I was traveling Europe. I even bought her a necklace goddammit! Good thing this happened before we got engaged.

by IlJaanevits August 12, 2009

Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance

A look there goes that Crash test dummy

by ac March 14, 2004

Literacy Test

it's a test in ontario that grade 10 students are forced to take and pass, if you don't pass you are forced to take it again until you pass or are forced to take a class against your will that will "help" you pass. Because if you do not pass in the future years of high school, you will fail high school..... it's also a shit load of ass because they say it's really hard and a lot of people fail... but it's extremely easy...too easy...

Before: "Ah CRAP!! the literacy test is today!! it's going to be hard!!"

After: "That was the easiest test ever...i didnt even need to study...."

by Nightwalker0 April 2, 2009

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

oral sex test

an informal test where members of some clics or sorotities ask a perspective new member a lot of questions about sex to see if she knows enough to join.

did you pass your oral sex test?

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.

I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!

by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009