teacher

the center of all evil

I swear, my teacher is the devil!

by Karina M April 2, 2008

English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.

Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.

by swimmers0115 September 23, 2019

health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012

Teacake

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

by Alexxxio March 21, 2010

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass

"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014

teacher

an asshole that makes everything boring

Mr. van vliet is defiantly a teacher

by jhgfgdnbgjhcfmnh May 15, 2016

Teacher

The person who helps you with problems you wouldn't have without them.

Teacher: want some help with that work
Person 2: wouldn't have them if you weren't here

by YU askin guy February 20, 2017