table

To be cool, hip, hot

Were you at that gig last night
Yeah it was totally table.
Table man

by seamusm August 29, 2007

chinese table batch

(sex move)
a group of chinese people doin it on a table

dude while i was taking a miracle turd the other day i was watching a porno showing 6 people doing a chinese table batch.

by Ted Mosby (architect) ;) February 2, 2010

Table Tennis

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.

Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.

by Fern, Defender of Trees June 11, 2009

Turn table

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.

Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.

by DrBrodan January 17, 2011

Tabloid

A tablet computer powered by the Android operating system.

Cool Tabloid, dude.

by vette73 August 16, 2011

table fucker

a person who does something that is unforgivable and really jerk-like.

He cheated on you? What a table fucker

by beautifulstranger January 13, 2006

table tap

A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.

Hey there are a ton of us here tonight and we got a table, let's just get a table tap.

by bostonmark May 3, 2007