Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

by yanorglu March 2, 2009

self-dome

The act of oral sex on one self.

Brock likes to self-dome.

by Will Bonin April 26, 2006

Self mutilation

Self mutialtors often don't liek teh term 'self mutilation'.
People cut themself or burn tehmselves or otherwise harm themselves to get rid of emotions they can't let out. Often they can't cry so they cut. People who do cry and cut just cos their friends do are idiots.
Self hmutilators must not be forced into stopping, this really does not help.

Non cutter: Self harm is wrong
Cutter: It's not wrong, it's just the 'wrong way of going about things' (said bitterly)

by MCR ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 24, 2005

self-improvement

v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...

Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...

by dip June 29, 2004

self-fulfilling prophecy

When a false or true statement is said about someone enough times, it eventually becomes true.

If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and act like a bitch.

by icehot15 October 17, 2014

selfie queen

a girl who posts nothing but selfies on Instagram. Many of their selfies feature the duck face, a really annoying fucking face that consists of kissy lips and looks really fucking stupid.

Bestie: You're SO a selfie queen! You post nothing but selfies on Instagram and many of them feature the duck face
Instabitch: *Takes duck face picture of herself* SELFIEEE!! Better post this shit on Instagram before all my followers forget what I look like! #selfie. #whitegirl. #duckface. #single. #cute. POST!!!

by Yolo Drake March 14, 2015

self-ownage

Same as above, added related words

Darwinian awards are full of self-ownage

by DarkDuskX December 30, 2005