Super sayian simp

A super sayian simp is a man wich is in his 50’s and is Stalking and Simping a girl who is under the age of 24. The man tries to impress and buy expensive things for the main target ( the girl ) and waits everyday looking at snap map, stalking the poor female target and waits for her to get out of the house and starts following her around. When he finds her he asks her if she wants to go shopping and buys her Louie Vutton, Gucci, Prada and Chanel, after the shopping if she says “Thanks Bro” then the Simps dick disappears and his balls and he becomes The Super Sayian Simp, never being able to get a girl or have sex.....

Dad, he’s been following me and buying super expensive things for me but I don’t like him, I think he’s a Super Sayian Simp...

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! July 3, 2020

Super Spreader Bowl

The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.

"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"

Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.

by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020

Super-Woke

The act of being woke to wokism.

Recognizing there is no truth is Woke AF!
Recognizing that statement isn't true is Super-Woke

by SpiffDSpaceman March 11, 2021

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.

The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.

by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022

super-happy-fun-time!

Uncommonly used, but still heard once in a while. It's a phrase that Winnie from Animal Crossing would use every now and then (and I imagine that a few other characters similar to Winnie would use it too). Fun to say if your bored/hyper.

You're really giving me this cookie?? Yay! Super-happy-fun-time!

by person ^^ May 19, 2004

Super Sexy Awesome

When something is not only super, sexy, or awesome, but a combination of the three.

Example 1:
Jill: I'm pregnant.
Jack: OMG THAT'S SO SUPER SEXY AWESOME!
Jill: It's yours...
Jack: *gone*

by Stradagee March 7, 2009

Super soaker

Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.

The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.

The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.

by ZCMC April 1, 2009