Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.

Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.

by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008

Roast beef

Taylors gross vagina

I like this girl but I've heard she's got really bad roast beef and I ain't about that.

by ThePeachOfKeen February 16, 2017

roasted

to be questioned beyond the point of answering, usually by a boyfriend/girlfriend's family members leaving the answerer feeling as if they were hanging over a fire

Kelly: are you bringing your boyfriend to my birthday party?
Maia: yeah
Kelly: dude! aunt candice is gonna be there, he's gonna get roasted!
Maia: i know, i'm gonna laugh

by mimipink September 29, 2008

chuck roast

A descriptive term describing the after the fact insult of someones rather sizable posterior. ( ass for the less wordy ).

Works especially well if the individual's name is Charles.

"OH my gosh, look at that girls ass."
"What does she feed it, Miracle Grow?????"
ahahahahahah
Then someone says, "Wow, what a chuck roast"

by Grand Master D "Dave" May 4, 2006

Reverse spit roast

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.

Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing

by LaLemon October 3, 2018

roasted

An ugly person... when walking by a group may yell out RRRRROOOOAST!!!..and may also proceed to howl and bark..

1)...damn...shes a roast...
2) Man she asked for my phone number and i told her roasted a$$ hell naw.

by myron April 19, 2004

roast

1.To copulate anally then orally without intervening cleansing
2.To dominate rudely
3.To shame, to humiliate

Greg bent Tiffany over and fucked her in the ass, then pulled out and put it in her mouth and she screamed; he totally roasted her.

by BigDickBaller July 20, 2008