Poody Stew
The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.
Poody Stew by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
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Poop Boner
When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.
Poop Boner by Synthroid December 11, 2010
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poopyhead
poopyhead, the worst thing you can call someone in the modern language. it is so bad that some people have to have a permit to use it.
person A: you dick sucking whore
person B: well at least I'm not a poopyhead
person A: (dies and has a stroke at the same time)
person B: well at least I'm not a poopyhead
person A: (dies and has a stroke at the same time)
poopyhead by milfmaker69 September 15, 2019
Weiner Poop
The grossest poop of all.
"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -
Weiner Poop by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010
Pooey Transaction
The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
poop log
1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.
"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."
"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."
"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."
poop log by Crossonian January 3, 2009
poop meat
A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.
I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."
poop meat by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011