Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.

Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.

by rolique November 18, 2015

privacy policy

When you updated your privacy policy and you want everybody to know

1:hey!
2:what?
1:WE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY
2:*punches 1 in the face*

by A normal humanoid June 13, 2018

Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.

Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.

by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020

Gacha police

It's like a gacha cooler but they aresst the gacha heat and make them nomaral

Gacha heat: hey~
Gacha police: ewww *aresst gacha heat*

by Alexa 44 July 12, 2021

waterville valley police

Some of the worst cops in the US. Ex. Lying in reports and harassing adolescents.

I got picked up by the waterville valley police yesterday

by heshmara April 1, 2009

Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

by Grendare April 3, 2010

hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together

by Call me Babes 1-800-FuckMyButt April 6, 2017