polish headbanger

Chronic masterbater

Well he’d have gone on a date. But he’s a polish headbanger, and rather do it himself.

by 12233344445555 January 30, 2019

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

Polish bumper jack

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.

by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019

Polish rimjob

When you lick the little hole on a Paczki to test out what filling it is before committing to the calories.

You better give that Paczki a Polish rimjob so you don’t end up with prune again this year.

by A. Writer February 27, 2019

Polish finger trap

When someone inserts one index finger into a woman’s vaginal opening while inserting their other index finger into the anal opening of the same woman. The woman then performs her Kegel exercises while the prey struggles for freedom.

Careful, one finger at a time - otherwise it starts to become a real polish finger trap down there.

by PolishSexperts September 2, 2019

Polish The Rim

Dropping trout. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Do you guys have a bathroom? I need to Polish The Rim!

by Starla S Lansky October 31, 2019

Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020