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Molony Bologna

The Molony Bologna is a daring sexual maneuver, that if one attempts and pulls it off will be satisfied sexually and have a delicious sandwich to cure the munchies. The act begins with two slices of bologna being swallowed and regurgitated by either the male or female. Now the male will commence by using the regurgitated bologna as lube for anal penetration. When climax is almost reached, pull-out and spread your man cream sauce onto a slice of bread. Scrape the regurgitated anally abused bologna onto another slice of bread, and viola! A tasty treat for anyone to enjoy!
Dustin: Hey Brendan what did you do last night?

Brendan: Not much, just hung out with my girlfriend and gave her a delicious Molony Bologna sandwich.

Dustin: Oh god you actually went through with it ?

Brendan: Yeah dude she was completely passed out. So i gave her the sandwich when she woke up.

Dustin: Thats just to sick for me to comprehend. I'm gonna go throw up now.
by AQdelights1 January 28, 2011
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New Moon

The act of mooning someone sleeping and taking a picture of it and showing everyone except your victim.
Cartman: I call this, New Moon Rising
by Puffthecarrier1 January 7, 2011
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Momon

n. A person who is arrogant, silly (in a ridiculously exaggerated sense), or simply funny in a very unorthodox manner.

adj. When something is funny, but only because of its sheer idiotic nature. Ex: "What a momon joke!"

Etymology- Some historians believe the word comes from the latin or modern Spanish/Mexican word "Mamar", which means to suck. After such massive immigration from Latin America, the word must have later evolved into what we now often use in the workplace or school.
"Wow dude, you're such a momon"
or
"Man I hate that guy, he's such a momon"

This may sometimes be heard but with the adjective form instead, like so: "Man I hate that guy, he's so momon"
by Foxy Vincent April 4, 2010
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Moon Junkie

A person who would smoke or snort anything. If they figured out how to scrape dust off the moon, he or she would snort that shit too.
"That bum just ran off after he got some bills from that rich guy, fucking moon junkie"
by Swaraj March 26, 2008
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moon dust

a type of heroin that is very prevalent in north philadelphia and surrounding areas. it used to be stamped 'the best'.
me: i like my moon dust because it's never cut with shit that makes you sick. well, at least not yet.
you: i know! you don't want to end up like black betty and vomiting your organs out accompanied by a trip to the ICU.
me: word.
by tuesday loves you May 30, 2010
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moon boots

An expression used to say that one is high from illegal drugs.
The group of friends smoked a blunt and it was obvious they had their moon boots on.
by pmoonelove1 August 10, 2010
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Carlos Monzon

One of the greatest {middleweight} boxers of all-time. Went undefeated in his last 80 fights and unfortunately passed away in a car accident.
I wish I could see Carlos Monzon take on a guy like Kelly Pavlik.
by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008
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