Minge Tease

A person of the male persuasion that all the ladies want to get with.

It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.

A lady: Damn, that Sam Stanton is such a Minge tease!

Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009

yao mings

slang term for the substance cocaine

Yo dude you wanna get down with the yao mings?
Hell yeah i wanna get down with some yey!

by The Yza March 23, 2008

Wipe Your Minge

A derivitive of 'Dry your eyes'.

"Oh wipe your minge and stop complaining!"

by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

mingewich

Know as when a man (or woman if a dyke, or just curious) has his face in between the beef curtains (or flaps) of a womans vagina. Usually, this will be when licking the female out for oral pleasure. This is like a vagina sandwich.

Yummy.

- I just had a mingewich with Julia. She hadn't washed and it smelt like fishcakes. I hurled shortly after.

- I just made Lisa cum, I did this by having a big mingewich.

by Marc885 July 19, 2006

minghawk

the most repulsive male or female you have ever seen.

that bird you pulled last night was a complete minghawk, she was horrid.

by Brian McKenna April 12, 2007

mingetits

a general exclamation apt for a variety of situations. e.g

1) when one is being aroused.
2) ammusment.
3) shock.
4) noun to be compared with when in a state of boredem(ironic as tits with minges on them is quite exciting and very very rare).
5)currency
6) endearment
7) insult

1) holy fuckin' mingetits my dicks got bigger.
2) holy mingetits this rollercoaster is gully.
3) holy fuckin' mingetits
4) I'm as bored as a mingetit.
5) that'll be 5 mingetits please.
6) mum my old mingetit!
7) you mingetit you dropped the house.

by kokokokokoko! January 10, 2008

Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009