master quicky bate

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work

Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019

master of disguise

One that is capable of destroying all the loopholes in ones search history.

Jack: dude, my older brother's friend is a master of disguise!
Tom: Lucky! I got grounded because I didn't know his magic!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

Maserati Sex

When I fine gentleman tells his comrades that he must depart for the evening in order to escort his mistress to her uber. However, his true intent is to sneak away to have sex in his white Maserati conveniently parked in the driveway.

Todd: Hey guys, I'm out. Gotta walk my girl home
Stonington: lol. Stop frontin. We know you 'bout to have that Maserati sex!

by StoningtonCC October 6, 2019

Master Roller

A master roller is Lando callerisean in starwars battlefront 2, since he has infinite rolls and can beat every single Darth lord

My oh my, theres no way I'm going to be able to beat the master roller in action

by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019

Master pug

the best at Fortnite battle royal he is a blutty legend and has always been a huge sweaty try hard at games can 360 no scope for days also has a big dick and i would fuck that person like a car door at 2am, Fucking sex god baby

Master pug is a gammer guy for gammer girls

by ThE bIg BoY oF PeOpLe February 2, 2020