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Lockerboxing 

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.
"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.
Lockerboxing by quin.lily November 1, 2019
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I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."
Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
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Lockblock 

When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.
"Hey man let me in the car already, it's cold out here!"

"I've been trying to, but you've lockblocked me like 5 times in a row now!"
Lockblock by Stytches June 9, 2005
Word of the Day on June 17, 2005

locker blocker 

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.
Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!
locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009

lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.
Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!

Locked In 

A promise to your self or someone about being loyal.
Locked In by dapettyprincess April 13, 2020

Heat locker 

Seriously vile fart in an enclosed space.
You and four friends in an economy car. You drop ass. Welcome to the heat locker!
Heat locker by HoffmanSTL September 20, 2011