Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)

while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

John McCain

Not the president.

John: Is John McCain the president?
Mary: NO!

by Qincy January 23, 2009

john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

Hass Johnson

Slang for a Muslim guy's penis

The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.

by The OC Kid March 8, 2013

John West

The answer to every who question.

The one person reponsible and behind everything EVER in the UNIVERSE! When you dont know the answer

Who is he? John West
Whos house are you going to? John West house
What college do you go to? John West University
Who was the first president? John West
Whats your favorite kind of movie? John Westerns

by Patricia villasana October 20, 2011

John Mulaney

A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111

sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"

Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"

Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"

by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019

Johnston RI

The most boring and useless town in all of America where there are more bomb threats than snow days and more jersey shore wannabes than honor students. The only thing to keep people here entertained is the drugs theyre on and the fights in school. If you dont do either youre an outcast and if you do nobody likes you. Every other word that comes out of a persons mouth is "legit" or "oh em gee". A "thats what she said joke" is also very common. There are only 3 different styles of the way people dress here: Scene, Skater, and Preppy. If you've never been spotted bowling, chilling at brewed, or wandering around aimlessly at the park with people, you dont exist. There really is no point in being here.

"Why are they getting rid of the carnival spot and building a hotel in Johnston RI?"

by apersonnnnnn February 13, 2010