hung smile

The quick smile a woman has when she randomly recalls the size of her ex boyfriends extraordinary huge penis.

Mel: "I once went out with a guy who was hung like a horse."

Mark: "Wipe that hung smile of your face girl, you left him years ago"

by tastefully smutty November 30, 2011

Huging

The act of a male getting together with another male, pulling your pants down and racing to see who can get a full erection quicker.

Yesterday I was huging with so many guys. I won all 6 times, but I was light-headed during the last one that I almost passed out.

by Omoplatatastycake December 3, 2013

Hingle Doop

A baby with a giant neck, stretching about 20 kilometers across its own legs.

Wow, today I saw a Hingle Doop at the zoo with the giraffes! Their long necks are amazing!

by glarpybarps April 24, 2014

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016

Hinge-Licker

Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.

Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.

That bloke just spilled my pint! What an absolute Hinge-Licker!

by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016

Huangker

A person who enjoys saying the statement "k" whenever they cannot think of a comeback

Dude, why do you have such a short dick?

Huangker - "k".

by IvansWrinklyBeanLuck July 17, 2016