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Old Gregg

A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.

Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.

(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes February 13, 2021
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Jonah Randy Gregory

"cows are sacred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jonah randy gregori

Jonah liked 78 girls but 79 rejected him, Jessica Garcia is his love ayieut gay fag
Jonah Randy Gregory is a gay boi
by jonahisgay December 6, 2018
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Pull a Gregor

To pull a Gregor is when someone mutes themselves in the middle of a call or say that they will be back in a minute and then just leaving.
Guy 1.: i’ll be back in a minute.
Guy 2.: Ok.
Guy 3.: He won’t come back he’s about to pull a Gregor.
by Kruemelsuppe February 13, 2022
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Gregoire

pronounced (greg-whar) noun, verb, -goired

1. To be slightly behind in an election, and after one or several ballot recounts, pull ahead to win through suspicious means.

2. To utilize underhanded methods to secure a come-from-behind election victory.
Where did these extra ballots come from?! They're trying to pull a gregoire to win this recount!

He lost because they gregoired the election by intimidating a few fence-sitters into changing their votes.
by Christine Franken December 31, 2008
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gregged

A person is gregged if they are both excessively drunk, and acting in a comically inappropriate manner.
We tried to keep him away from the naked people in the spa, but he was gregged.
by They all laughin' March 28, 2009
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Kristin Gregory

Another one of the main characters in the popular teen girl books, The Clique Series, by Lisi Harrison. Kristin Gregory is one of two of the members of the girls' clique, the Pretty Committee, who is poor. She's blonde, sporty, and smart.
Kristin Gregory doesn't get opinions in the books a lot. Maybe because she's poor? Mmmm...
by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008
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Gregory van der Wiel

Soccer player @ AJAX AMSTERDAM and the national dutch squad (right back, number #2)
Lisa: 'Gregory van der Wiel played SO well today! He's gonna be a legend like Messi and Ronaldo!

Robert: 'Agree! He deserves the best!'
by Greganators October 20, 2011
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