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Gavin

sis normative male karen; whining entitled individual interfering with others business while ignoring their own hypocrisy ; also see karen
Karen sees others meeting the stealing target and asks 'why am i paying for this' and joins in theft. Gavin asks cashier 'why is Karen aloud to steal',

Cashier responds 'Gavin said they could'.

Gavin considers stealing, then outraged and embarrassed in front of little Gavin, says 'watch little gavin as I eviscerate this minimum wage employee that cant even afford to enjoy those burgers we love getting and throwing at the homeless drug addicts we have been hording'.

Gavin turning to cashier, 'Bring me your manager, you're fired', looks around for possessions stolen from him moments before by drug addicts he brought with him while pontificating and thinks 'wheres my camera phone built by impoverished foreign child slave labor ive helped employ with my tax deferments and grants of tax payer money.'
by grb binnary February 14, 2024
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Gavin

the most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. he's so attractive and will always be there for you. he’s a built in best friend and your boyfriend at the same time. he will love you no matter the situation. he’s the most perfect boy you could ever get with.
gavin is so sweet!!
by samly123 August 22, 2021
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Gavin

by anonymous May 24, 2022
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Gavin

A man who got lost in 1899.
Has anybody seen my mate Gavin? I've lost him and I'm so worried...

GAVIN!!
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Gavin Stafford

the equivalent of Michael Reeves he denies this in every encounter but we all know the truth
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Gavin

Actual definition of dummy thicc. Monster pp and always be looking bootylicious
by Cunt_licker_69 December 17, 2019
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Gavin

He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, truly and genuinely. He’s passionate and loving. He will light up your world with his funny, endearing laugh, and his even more endearing nerdy-ness.

He will care for you night and day, and he’ll always be here for you whether you need to smile, cry, or just have someone to talk to. He is sensitive and a deep thinker, the most perfect guy alive. His eyes are the most lovely shade; they give off a cozy feeling that makes you want to stare and get lost in them forever.

Not only does he have the most amazing personality, he is cute with the softest skin and fluffiest hair. He isn’t just that, he’s hot, he’s gorgeous in ways words can’t describe. People love everything about him. He has qualities most will only dream of.

When he walks in a room, everything gets brighter, and you know you’re going to have a good time. Full of energy and the best sense of humor, Gavin will be the best friend or lover anyone could ever ask for.

If you’re lucky enough to meet the talented, wonderful, and kind Gavin, make sure you never let him go. Treat him right, treat him like he’s the most perfect person ever who deserves the world and more, because you know what? He is… and he does.
I hope Gavin never leaves me”
by PurpleQueen21 August 1, 2022
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