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Fake Anything

When your friend says he's okay with anything but is actually not really okay with anything(everything).
You: Jeremy Tan, What should we have for lunch?
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?

You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*
by Calebby January 12, 2022
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Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.
Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.
by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017
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Fake it February

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it
Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February
by Webademude November 11, 2019
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Fake Bitch

Someone who doesn’t answer their siblings phone calls anymore
by Afoolrs February 7, 2022
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Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.
Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!
by leaaron October 9, 2008
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Fake it Rain

Giving the appearance of being rich by throwing $20 in $1's at or near a dancer at a strip club!
Guy 1: All I can afford is a drink or a lapdance before last call

Guy 2: Just Fake it Rain and let's dip
by Bobafet7 June 16, 2008
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The Fake Out

When you're doing a girl and you pull out and spit on her back, so she thinks you came. When she turns around you jizz in her face
The Fake Out made my girlfriend pissed...
It was just too fucking funny though
by Thrashed16 March 20, 2011
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