face ass

Very ugly girl who tends to only come around late night to provide superb fellatio.

damn lord who ringing the bell this late? response: sane thats shucuntala with her face ass.

by MIKE MIKE 23 September 8, 2006

Face to Facebook

Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.

Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.

by pinball queen September 7, 2009

face muncher

Someone who is constantly making out with someone; Usually a girlfriend or boyfriend

No tag alongs, so leave your face muncher at home.

by ramoz1 October 24, 2010

Face Texting

When a texting conversation has no content and usually ends up in a flurry of smiley faces.

Girl- heyy
Guy- hi
Gir- :)
Guy- :P
Girl- xD
Guy- :D
Girl- K BYE
Guy- I hate Face Texting

by KSeegan July 16, 2011

Face-Card

1. A playing card in a deck that features a King, Queen, or Jack,

OR

2. A card showing the reputation or line of credit you’ve built in the community due to good business and mutual respect. This can be bought at face-card.co

I can’t forget to bring my Face-Card to the business event tonight, people need to know who I am.
Which Face Card do you want? J, Q, or K?

by Ashgghh June 25, 2019

Face Panties

Cloth masks worn to make society feel safer during the covid-19 pandemic. The masks typically are colorful in nature with a assortment of patterns. Face panties are made trendy by millienials & Democrat voters to feel like they are contributing their part to an exciting prolonged narrative.

That family in that minivan all have matching pink "Face Panties". I think they are on the way to get glamour shots.

by Greendukey June 18, 2021

Face Rape

When a woman shakes her bosoms in someone's face. First used by Chelsea Handler on "Chelsea Lately" on 8-17-09.

Loni Love: I can be on DWTS I do a bad rumba.
Chelsea Handler: First of all, that's not the rumba that's a face rape.

by JBubble August 23, 2009