Evan

A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.
I saw Evan today. I wanna die.
Same.
by iamyourfat June 14, 2018
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as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.
kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though
by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019
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A dick, he doesn’t care about anything or anyone but himself. When you are the kindest person ever he really doesn’t care, when you remember his Christmas present and give it to him. he WILL GET YOU NOTHING, an Evan will break your heart every chance he gets. When hey steals your pencils, he will not give them back.
You are such a dick is your name Evan???
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
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A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i
WOW YOU ARE SUCH AN EVAN, is your name Evan because you reminded me of one YOU DICK
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
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by gat2122 November 26, 2021
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One who is nice, and caring. Tends to draw attention from a variety of different girls for his cunning nature. Evans can also be known for their size down under..if you know what i mean.
Woah is that Evan, he’s amazing!
by gregbrown007 March 18, 2020
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ahahaha evan tried to get tina last night and she rejected him!
by bob.vance January 21, 2020
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