Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

eat a brick

An insult in the same light as "shove it up your a ass" and "fuck off". It means for one to leave you alone and do something else.

Person 1: I hate you! Your such a jerk!
Person 2: oh go eat a brick you count!

by Odd black January 29, 2018

eat it girl

When a girl with braces is sucking your cock

Eat it girl but don't cut it

by When did you get braces August 9, 2016

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

eat wc

A noncommon slang in the world most oftenly used in CoD amd counter strike.
It is a short of drink piss or eat shit as a wc is a toilet (room).

Example:
N00b YO DUDES LULZ I KILLZ A GUY WIT NOOB !

PRO: eat wc! N00b ass bitch!

by #Lexycon October 14, 2013

Eat Cheese

Orangutans who originate from the Borneo and Sumatra rainforest, tend to have a sweat build up under their arm pits. This sweat build up forms a yellowish color and resembles the consistency of cheese. When telling someone to “eat cheese”, one can only infer that it is an insult of the greatest degree!

Tim: Yo man my fantasy football team rocks dude.
Me: Eat cheese, your team is trash!

by Kernall Johnson November 21, 2018

Eat it or fuck it

A type of would you rather where someone gives one noun and everyone else has to choose whether they would eat it or fuck it.

Blue waffle. Eat it or fuck it?

by jagans October 4, 2011