dildohawk

The typical hairstyle of a Tool, or douche bag. Greatly resembles one that of a Fohawk, but with a stronger and slightly more negative connotation to an indavidual's level of "tool-ness".

The guys that work at Abercrombie and Fitch generally sport the dildohawk.

by professor panda January 18, 2011

Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

dildo bag

A dildo bag is a gaping, loose vagina.

Usually used as a derogatory term for a promiscuous female.

"Have you seen Adamina lately? She's become such a dildo bag."

by Savethedrapes July 2, 2014

Dildo dancer

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦

Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...

by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016

Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017