Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.

We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.

by Fuzz Aldrin February 22, 2013

cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

Coaster Pong

When one rides a roller coaster at a theme park and the person in front is suffering from body odour.Making the passengers behind feel ill with the smell.

I went on the new Roller Coaster The terror of Lumb at happy World last Saturday and this bloke got on in front of us and we all suffered coaster pong!
Wish we had never gone on!
Why don't people care about the way they smell?

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 16, 2013

Coaster pong

The smell you get when riding a roller coaster when the guy in front stinks

Ooooh what coaster pong ,I think it must be that bloke in front pete?
I think your right Dave its hitting me like a sledgehammer

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty July 31, 2013

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

cooterfest

An annual get together in the North Georgia Mountains to celebrate all that the Cooter offers.

Hey dude, got the truck loaded down with guns and beer....headed to Cooterfest 2k13!!!

by BCBaller November 25, 2013

cooter horn

An over sized clit.

Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night

by burque March 2, 2014