Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy 

Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy is a mystical being who sneaks into the factory where Copenhagen is made, and takes the first pinch from your can that is always missing.

Ed: "Damn this is a new can of dip and a pinch is missing."

Ty: "Eddie the Copenhagen fairy got you again"

Eddie the Copenhagen Fairy by bigboydipper December 9, 2012

all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell

then where does chase from paw patrol go?

Person: all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell
Me: But what about chase?

all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell by munsworldddddddd August 27, 2021

Cope Cage 

A flimsy metal grill welded to the top of an overrated Russian tank that will hopefully deter anti-tank missiles

The cope cage did nothing to save the Russian T-90 from destruction by Ukrainian Javelin.

Cope Cage by copecagehero March 7, 2022

copious spare time 

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

copious spare time by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011

Cöpy 

Cöpy is a word to explain the god of the Cöpy faith.

Do you belive in Cöpy?

Yes i do belive in Cöpy.

Cöpy by Cöpy November 9, 2020

copulicious

adj.
1.) used to describe an object or person that is so good/fine you could copulate with it/them.
2.) to say something is so good it could take the place of copulation (without increasing the population, but better than masturbation, in our nation... ation)

1.) Beyonce's body might be bootylicious, but Vida Guerra's body is copulicious.

2.) After smoking a blunt, most fast food can be found to be copulicious (or brownies, or cookies, or any food really).

copulicious by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007

COPPA 

COPPA was created in 1998 with the intention of blocking children from the internet because they were believed to be stupid at the time. This is an overused and false stereotype, since there are some children who are very smart, and there are some adults who are very dumb. Examples of stupid adults can be found in 1998-present when nobody has ever taken any legal action against COPPA.

What children are learning from COPPA is that everyone hates them for being under 13, a number that they cannot control. What adults are learning from COPPA is that children are stupid, even when they're not. What COPPA should be doing is, instead of filtering people by their legal age, filter people by their mental age, their IQ, or how much they know about internet safety. Another improvement they could make is to not steal YouTubers' money just because they have music in their videos. But who'd listen to me? I'm just a kid! COPPA thinks kids are stupid and should suffer! At this point, I'm probably going to die before turning 13!! But TheY wouldn't like that, thEY want MORE 13 yrld s! tHey are SELFISH AND HATE US CHILDREN BECAUSE WE'RE NOT AS OLD AS THEM!!! pLUS, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN ONLINE VERSION IF THE CHILDREN ARE STILL VULNERABLE IN THE REAL WORLD?!?!?!

COPPA: Children cannot make accounts because they are stupid
People with mental issues: Am I a joke to you?
Greta Thunberg: Am I a joke to you?

COPPA by Vexian Empire March 11, 2020