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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Choke

Struggling to do something. Usually the words used the most in video games.
He is the choke king!
by StrikingNight January 11, 2021
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choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee
thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Chikeawouwou

1.A spastic villain
2. A perfect cartwheel

3. A person place or thing that is a bit off
I need a shower, i sweaty from all the chikeawouwou!
by rollover twee February 16, 2021
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chokesay

Chokesay is a game when you say a word while gargling cum in your mouth the game ends whenever you cannot correctly pronounce a word
That Asian man is playin chokesay
by MostlyAlpha February 20, 2021
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Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.
Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do
by Driano69 March 6, 2021
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