Hackney Cheese Burger

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.

Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

Cheese Lord

A person who cheats or uses loopholes or using rule lawyering toward their advantage. Often filling in gaps with "cheese" or "leaps of logic" when rules are not defined in rule books for games.

That gamer is a Cheese Lord. Eric is a cheese lord when he plays tabletop miniatures.

by Dianna Toney April 10, 2005

cheese ridge

The grooved area where the shaft of the penis meets the bell end, where dick cheese is commonly found.

The filthy bastard showed off his cheese ridge, which was laden with smegma.

by Ross1981 August 10, 2006

Cheese Croissant

Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.

Dang Brooks, did you leave any cheese croissants for anyone else?

by Dr Wang December 16, 2008

Cheesebag

A bag in which intoxicated individuals carries cheeses on canal boating holidays.

What's that Ben? (What did you say?)

It's my Cheesebag.

by StagmanSmith July 7, 2011

cheese taco

When your women partner has a zombie looking pussy that Looks like it has been infected with multiple highly deadly toxic disease and gasses. In this case it's not recommend at del taco

Um hello I'll take a number 2 and a the cheese taco Combo

by Crod July 13, 2015

Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

by LordDonnel January 16, 2019