Cancer Man

Worst type of men ever, even tho there’s no good type of men. Will be talking to 100 other girls. These men will not make u feel special. That’s all thank you.

Person 1: yo who’s that ugly ass musty ass looking ass white ass who looks like he doesn’t wash his ass guy over there

Person 2: he’s definitely a cancer man

by idkwhattoputhere March 21, 2021

Got Cancelled

When an amazing and productive member of society suddenly is assulted by the shitstorm of angry, gay, They/them, 'BLM', white girl, 16 year old furries.

(These are the same people who think its okay to let little children gender swap despite the long-term serious health defects. Including, Low Spem Count, Infertility, High Risk of Cancer, Dangerously Low Hormones, etc.)

Rick: Looks like those shitbags are attempting to cancel Markiplier who raised $500,000 for the homeless in under 24 hours in 2019.
Morty: Oh man! We really need to update our Twitter Cleanser 1000!! I DON'T THINK ITS WORKING RICK!!!
Rick: DAMN IT MORTY HE'S TRENDING!!! Its too late... He got cancelled---

by I Spit a Fat Loogie in Her Ass August 11, 2022

Cancel

The best person in the entire world. The best friend that anyone could possibly hope for. Easy person to love, extremely nice person. Basically, the most amazing and fantastic person in the world.

Everyone would be completely happy with their lives if only they knew Cancel.

by Syntrino July 23, 2008

Canceled

Sometimes used when your friend is being a jerk to you but in a funny way

Marielle: Dude stop being such a dick you’re canceled

Bennett: Why I didn’t do anything

Marielle: (leaves FaceTime)

by TrustMeI’mNotStraght March 23, 2019

Crouch Cancel

Technique used in SSBM. If you hold down on the d-pad when attacked it reduces the amount of distance thrown back. The distance varies on the character. Some are significantly more useful like Samus's Crouch Cancel.

D21:Eh,I haven't played with samus in a while. I'll pick her.

Cltn: /puts down controller.

D21: Come Back! I won't crouch cancel.

by Diego Parra June 11, 2006

Stage 5 Cancer

The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.

See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."

"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."

by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009