Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Bread Gap

Female yeast infection.

Don’t go near dat pussy. She got a bread gap.

by Swurllife November 5, 2019

head on the bread

A sexual game where a group of men gather around a piece of bread and ejaculate onto it. The last man to ejaculate then has to eat the bread.

Never, never play head on the bread.

by Linda Destroy ISIS June 19, 2016

Slice of Bread

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.

1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"

by Joey198 October 25, 2020

Long bread

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

bread queen

dread queen is Laurenzside's alter ego witch loves bread

preson 1: look at this laurenzside bought all these bread items

person 2: do you mean bread queen

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