Nut Bread

When a group of guys all stand around one piece of bread on a table, etc. all jacking off onto the piece of bread. The last person to bust a nut on the bread loses and has to eat the soggy piece.

Man, it would suck to be johnny, i heard he lost in a game of Nut Bread last friday.

by Johnny Nutterbutter January 10, 2012

white bread sex

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.

guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/

by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020

parmesan flat bread

extreme deep throat

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

by Meow say Meow April 18, 2010

Lava and Bread

Sex

Man those two just did the lava and bread.

by teinkie February 10, 2018

You know, it's like bread.

Used as an answer to something really obvious.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.

"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"

by anon57392 August 30, 2009

Gnat Bread

When a guy goes without washing his uncircumsized penis and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of his foreskin.

Cindy's Mother: before engaging in sexual intercourse with a guy who has an uncircumcised penis, make sure he thoroughly washes hisnaughty bits. If he doesn't he'll have an accumulation of gnat bread. This could give you a vaginal infection.

Cindy: thanks mom!

Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.

by Mickey05 April 18, 2009