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Nut Bread 

When a group of guys all stand around one piece of bread on a table, etc. all jacking off onto the piece of bread. The last person to bust a nut on the bread loses and has to eat the soggy piece.
Man, it would suck to be johnny, i heard he lost in a game of Nut Bread last friday.
Nut Bread by Johnny Nutterbutter January 10, 2012

white bread sex 

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.
guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/

parmesan flat bread

my girl friend just gave some extreme parmesan flat bread to some random guy

Lava and Bread 

Man those two just did the lava and bread.
Lava and Bread by teinkie February 10, 2018

You know, it's like bread. 

Used as an answer to something really obvious.
Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.
"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"
Titty bread by anon57392 August 30, 2009